High Heel Enthusiasts Gifts

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Crocodile Shoes

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'