High Heel Enthusiasts Pillows

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Consenting Adults.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Crocodile Shoes

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.