High Heel Admirer Pillows

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

Greenfingers.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Superhero

Goblin.

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Sergio Aguero

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Santa's workshop.

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

'Be honest...does this suit make me look fat?'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Hat Stand Sacrifice.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Elf