High-heel Devotee Pillows

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"Bond James, Bond."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Silly wig.

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Team Flute

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'Shakin' bacon.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

High heel

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'