High-heel Devotee Pillows

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"Bond James, Bond."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Silly wig.

"Do you do much walking?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Team Flute

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

'Shakin' bacon.'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

High heel

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."