High Heel Historian Gifts

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

Trojan Hurdler.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

High heel

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

Stilettos Sharpened

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Your feet are killing me!'

'I have a heightened sense of awareness these days of what's going on around me. It may be the three inch heels.'