High Heel Historian Gifts

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

Trojan Hurdler.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

High heel

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Stilettos Sharpened

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."

'Your feet are killing me!'

'I have a heightened sense of awareness these days of what's going on around me. It may be the three inch heels.'