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"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

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"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Consenting Adults.

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

The Thinker

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

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