Nail Superhero Prints

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

In basket-case.

Self help acupuncture

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Tool Box

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I'm on my way!'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

Knitted Kitty.

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"Aquaman, it's great that you have these aquatic powers, but I wish you also didn't sh*t like a fish."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."