Needle Ninja Prints

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

Coronavirus world

"I got about a dozen of em'. I'm a vaccine junkie."

TV Knitting

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Knitting Pretty

Knitted Kitty.

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

'Not THAT one! The BIG one on the top shelf!'

'Exactly what school of acupuncture are you from?'

Nurse Vaccinating Cheeky Child

Self help acupuncture

Domestic Superheroes!!

I quilt therefore I am

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Tool Box

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

I love embroidery

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Cross-country knitting.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Hipsters knit their beards.

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."