Knitting Ninja Prints

'Please help me with my English, grammar.'

Cross-country knitting.

The Knitwit...

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Welcome to Doreenia!

"It was a sweater when I began."

A knitter's in and out boxes

'Mum, I think Gran's been playing on the interknit!'

'Didn't you check our blog post, mildred? We're not a knitting circle anymore. We're a neighborhood militia.'

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

Web Stockings

"I prefer sawn-off arrows. They double up as knitting needles for the wife.2

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

I quilt therefore I am

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Tool Box

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Coronavirus world