Needle Warrior Prints

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

Self help acupuncture

Arts and crafts

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"