Needle Warrior Prints

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

Self help acupuncture

Arts and crafts

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Knitted Kitty.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Numb yet?"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"