Anxiety Ninja Pillows

"It's just another birthday. . ."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

Nervous Oral Testing

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

Flu vaccine.

Building business relations.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Never ending to do list

Work avalanche

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'You have a fauxbia.'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'