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Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Coping with a strong-willed child

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'Well done! This works much better.'

Fishing.

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Never ending to do list

Work avalanche

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.