Nervous Ninja Pillows

Add a quirky touch to their space with our nervous ninja pillows—cozy, fun, and perfectly suited to anyone who is a little anxious but totally ninja at heart.

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Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance mockup

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

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'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.' mockup

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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That party went well.

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Nervous Oral Testing

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Best Seller

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Work avalanche

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Never ending to do list

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Book Thief in True Crime Department mockup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

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"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism." mockup

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

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"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy." mockup

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

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Brain and heart sweep away the negative mockup

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

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"Better than Chekhov"

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'I won't be in this afternoon because I don't have any clever ideas.'

'I won't be in this afternoon because I don't have any clever ideas.' mockup

'I won't be in this afternoon because I don't have any clever ideas.'

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"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis." mockup

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

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Be the grass...

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'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.' mockup

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

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Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits. mockup

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

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'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.' mockup

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

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"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky." mockup

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

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"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers." mockup

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

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"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!" mockup

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

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'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

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