Narcissism Ninja Pillows

Add humor and personality to their space with pillows that celebrate the narcissism ninja in style—soft, amusing, and perfect for any lounge or bedroom.

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"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism." mockup

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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Nervous Oral Testing

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That party went well.

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Best Seller

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Book Thief in True Crime Department mockup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

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"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me." mockup

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

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Brain and heart sweep away the negative mockup

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

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"Better than Chekhov"

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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice." mockup

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

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Be the grass...

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"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis." mockup

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

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"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky." mockup

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

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"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers." mockup

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

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"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck." mockup

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

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'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?' mockup

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

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'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

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