Narcissism Pillows

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

The Modern Narcissus

"Hi gordeous!"

Looking in the mirror

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Poser

Narcissus

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

Selfie-Conscious

"I'm awesome!!"

The casual selfie

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Instagramaphone

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Vampire Selfies

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"Narcissist!"

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."