Narcissists Pillows

"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Poser

Selfie Man

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Narcissus

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I'm awesome!!"

The casual selfie

"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Instagramaphone

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

'We haven't got much time left together.'

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"

People who are wrapped up in themselves are always overdressed.