Narcissist In Training Pillows

'These new mirror glasses are for very vain people. The mirrors are on the inside.'

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

Selfie Man

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Poisson d'Avril!

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Pranking Zombies

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Poser

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

WHO THREW THAT?

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

Narcissus

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."

'This should come out just right.'

"Do you really think this will work?"

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

The casual selfie

"I'm awesome!!"

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

"Think about it, you already look like a duck: If I can teach you to quack like a duck, we'll be able to carry out serious pranks!"

High School Science Project Competition