Narcissist In Rehab Pillows

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

'Very funny!'

Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

Selfie Man

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Poser

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Narcissus

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."

"What does it all mean?"

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

"I'm awesome!!"

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

The casual selfie

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

Instagramaphone

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"Narcissist!"

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"

Tito, I care a great deal for you, as you know. So can I tell you something? Who's "Tito"? I'm Randy. Exactly what I'm talking about. Your generation is full of self-centered narcissists. You expect people to care what you had for breakfast, what movie you saw ... ... what your name is ... Don't be one of those people, Jermaine. RANDY. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-10).