Narcissism Enthusiast Pillows

Man looking at himself in the mirror of the club cloak room

Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Selfie Man

Poser

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Narcissus

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

The casual selfie

"I'm awesome!!"

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Vampire Selfies

Instagramaphone

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"Anyway enough of me talking about me for a while, why don't YOU talk about me instead."

"Narcissist!"

"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."