Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
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Man looking at himself in the mirror of the club cloak room
Modern Narcissism
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."
"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"
Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.
Selfie Man
"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
Poser
"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"
Narcissus
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'
"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."
The casual selfie
"I'm awesome!!"
Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.
Instagramaphone
Vampire Selfies
'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'
'Egomania in Transylvania.'
Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'
"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"
Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player
'We haven't got much time left together.'
'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'
Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.
"Anyway enough of me talking about me for a while, why don't YOU talk about me instead."
"Narcissist!"
"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"
"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."
"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."
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