Narcissist Appreciator T-Shirts

I love myself.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Big business is not evil

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"We pay the living dead wage."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Poser

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"I'm awesome!!"

The casual selfie

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Instagramaphone

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

"Weird day"