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Narcissus

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Modern Narcissism

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Poser

DNA Analysis

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Selfie-Conscious

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

The casual selfie

"I'm awesome!!"

Nude beach / Stripped of all pretense beach.

"Maybe I can find something to wear in Narnia."

'You were saying that because you're the levelheaded one in the family, you deserve more respect.'

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

"...sometimes I feel as though the whole world is watching me and voting me the weakest link!"

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'