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"The U.S.S. Narcissus"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Tito, I care a great deal for you, as you know. So can I tell you something? Who's "Tito"? I'm Randy. Exactly what I'm talking about. Your generation is full of self-centered narcissists. You expect people to care what you had for breakfast, what movie you saw ... ... what your name is ... Don't be one of those people, Jermaine. RANDY. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-10).

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

"Normally it's admirable to worship one's creator but you claim to be 'self-made'..."

Poser

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

Modern Narcissism

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Narcissus

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

Selfie-Conscious

"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."

"I'm awesome!!"

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

"What does it all mean?"

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Vampire Selfies

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Instagramaphone

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"