Narcissism Observer Mugs

"The U.S.S. Narcissus"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

"Normally it's admirable to worship one's creator but you claim to be 'self-made'..."

Poser

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

Modern Narcissism

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Narcissus

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Selfie-Conscious

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I'm awesome!!"

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Instagramaphone

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

Vampire Selfies

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

People who are wrapped up in themselves are always overdressed.

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

I love myself.

"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."

Duck Taking A Selfie

I like my company portrait. Did they use any Photoshop?

The last selfie