"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."
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Narcissus
At The Museum of Contemporary Egotistical Photograhy
"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"
'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'
Modern Narcissism
Reflection (with bubbles)
Don't Take No For an Answer
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...
"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"
"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"
"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."
Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.
Poser
DNA Analysis
"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"
'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
Selfie-Conscious
'You were saying that because you're the levelheaded one in the family, you deserve more respect.'
"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"
"Maybe I can find something to wear in Narnia."
Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
The casual selfie
"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."
"What does it all mean?"
Nude beach / Stripped of all pretense beach.
"I'm awesome!!"
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"...sometimes I feel as though the whole world is watching me and voting me the weakest link!"
Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.
Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.
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