Narcissism Analyst Gifts

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Modern Narcissism

"So many things to bark at, but all he can bark about is himself."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

People who are wrapped up in themselves are always overdressed.

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

Poser

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

Narcissus

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Selfie-Conscious

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."

The casual selfie

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

"I'm awesome!!"

"What does it all mean?"

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

Instagramaphone

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."

Tito, I care a great deal for you, as you know. So can I tell you something? Who's "Tito"? I'm Randy. Exactly what I'm talking about. Your generation is full of self-centered narcissists. You expect people to care what you had for breakfast, what movie you saw ... ... what your name is ... Don't be one of those people, Jermaine. RANDY. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-10).