Narcissism Critique Fan Gifts

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Privatized Jails

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

The Calmocracy

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

"I'm awesome!!"

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Instagramaphone

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

"How's my head size today."

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

Vampire Selfies

'We haven't got much time left together.'

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"

"Bloody left-wing cartoonists! They keep drawing me in a one-sided way, but I'm a multifaced personality!"