Narcissism Critique Fan Gifts

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Modern Narcissism

Privatized Jails

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

"I'm awesome!!"

"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

"How's my head size today."

Instagramaphone

Vampire Selfies

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"

Cull people who say they will call you but never do.

"Bloody left-wing cartoonists! They keep drawing me in a one-sided way, but I'm a multifaced personality!"