"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."
Narcissism Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the narcissism critic? Our collection offers clever, humorous products that celebrate their talent for critique. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items are designed to amuse and acknowledge their unique perspective.
The last selfie
Modern Narcissism
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"
Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!
Poser
"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"
Narcissus
"Man, I'm sooooo bored!"
Sucking Up to Gen X
'If looks could sue, eh, Walt?'
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'
Selfie-Conscious
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."
Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.
"What does it all mean?"
Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."
Mail & Political lies.
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"
'Egomania in Transylvania.'
Vampire Selfies
'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'
Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'
'We haven't got much time left together.'
Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player
Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.
'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!'
Narcissism Critic Gifts Collection
Narcissism Critic Mugs
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Narcissism Critic Pillows
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Narcissism Critic Prints
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Narcissism Critic T-Shirts
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