I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.
Narcissism Gifts
If you’ve got a friend or loved one who’s all about themselves, our collection of narcissism-themed gifts is perfect. From clever mugs to cheeky t-shirts, these items playfully embrace self-love and confidence. Find that ideal present to make them smile or poke fun, all with a lighthearted edge that celebrates their fabulous personality.
The Modern Narcissus
"Hi gordeous!"
Looking in the mirror
"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"
Modern Narcissism
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."
"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"
Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
Poser
Narcissus
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
Selfie-Conscious
"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."
"I'm awesome!!"
"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."
Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.
The casual selfie
"What does it all mean?"
Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.
'Egomania in Transylvania.'
Vampire Selfies
'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'
Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'
"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"
"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"
Instagramaphone
'We haven't got much time left together.'
Narcissism Gifts Collection
Narcissism Mugs
Explore our collection of narcissism-themed mugs and find the perfect playful gift for the self-love enthusiast.
Narcissism Pillows
Discover our cheeky pillows adorned with narcissism jokes—great for adding personality to any space.
Narcissism Prints
Browse our humorous prints celebrating narcissism to give a witty and stylish gift that makes a statement.
Narcissism T-Shirts
Check out our narcissism-inspired t-shirts for a fun and bold gift idea that celebrates confidence with humor.