"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."
Narcissists Gifts
Searching for a clever gift for someone who encounters narcissists regularly? Our collection offers witty, relatable, and amusing items that gently poke fun at self-absorbed tendencies. Whether for a friend, coworker, or loved one, our products are designed to bring a smile and some perspective, making light of tricky situations with humor and charm.
'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'
Modern Narcissism
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.
"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"
Selfie Man
"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
Poser
"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
Narcissus
'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."
"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."
"I'm awesome!!"
Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
"What does it all mean?"
Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.
"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."
The casual selfie
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.
Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'
'Egomania in Transylvania.'
Instagramaphone
"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"
'We haven't got much time left together.'
Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player
'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'
Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.
"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."
Narcissists Gifts Collection
Narcissists Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring funny takes on narcissists. Perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate humor and honesty.
Narcissists Pillows
Discover pillows that gently tease narcissistic traits with a humorous touch. Perfect for relaxing with a smile.
Narcissists Prints
Browse our prints that highlight the comedy in narcissistic tendencies, adding a humorous flair to your decor.
Narcissists T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts with witty messages about narcissists. Wear your humor and make a statement in style.