'These new mirror glasses are for very vain people. The mirrors are on the inside.'
Narcissist In Training Gifts
Looking for something playful for someone who proudly wears their confidence? Our 'Narcissist in Training' collection offers humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate self-love and cheeky charm. Perfect for those who love a bit of humor with their personality, these items are great conversation starters and fit for anyone who enjoys a bold, witty statement. Gift them a laugh and a little bit of their own medicine with our fun, eye-catching designs.
"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"
Selfie Man
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
Poisson d'Avril!
"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.
"Not lengthways you idiot!!"
Pranking Zombies
"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."
Poser
'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'
Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.
"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"
'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'
Narcissus
WHO THREW THAT?
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."
"I'm awesome!!"
"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."
"What does it all mean?"
'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'
I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.
Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
'This should come out just right.'
"Do you really think this will work?"
"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."
The casual selfie
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.
Narcissist In Training Gifts Collection
Narcissist In Training Mugs
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Narcissist In Training Pillows
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Narcissist In Training Prints
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Narcissist In Training T-Shirts
Check out our 'Narcissist in Training' t-shirts—fun, witty, and guaranteed to turn heads, these shirts are a great gift for confident personalities.