'He finally kissed the one he loves and then cut his lips on the mirror.'
Narcissistic Tendencies Gifts
Looking for a gift that humorously acknowledges narcissistic tendencies? Our collection blends clever designs with a touch of wit, ideal for those who enjoy self-deprecating humor or a playful jab at self-love. Whether for a friend who’s a bit full of themselves or someone who appreciates a good laugh at their own expense, these products add personality and fun to any space or wardrobe.
Modern Narcissism
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.
"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"
Selfie Man
"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
Poser
Narcissus
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."
"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."
"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."
"I'm awesome!!"
"What does it all mean?"
Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
The casual selfie
Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.
'Egomania in Transylvania.'
Instagramaphone
"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"
"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"
'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'
'We haven't got much time left together.'
Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.
'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'
"Narcissist!"
I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.
"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."
Narcissistic Tendencies Gifts Collection
Narcissistic Tendencies Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate narcissistic tendencies with humor and style—perfect for coffee lovers with a playful side.
Narcissistic Tendencies Pillows
Find pillows that cheekily address narcissistic tendencies—great for adding a humorous touch to any living space.
Narcissistic Tendencies Prints
Browse our prints that playfully explore narcissistic tendencies, ideal for decorating with a mix of wit, humor, and personality.
Narcissistic Tendencies T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that humorously showcase narcissistic tendencies, adding wit and personality to any casual wardrobe.