Narcissistic Tendencies Pillows

'He finally kissed the one he loves and then cut his lips on the mirror.'

Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Selfie Man

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Poser

Narcissus

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I'm awesome!!"

The casual selfie

"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

Instagramaphone

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."