Narcissism Navigator Pillows

"I agree with you on everything."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Autobiography of an Egomaniac

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

Modern Narcissism

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Poser

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Narcissus

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Selfie-Conscious

The casual selfie

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Jocasta Mothering.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Dentures and foot kissing

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

'I think we should start seeing other people.'

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

'We're indeed not the cheapest restaurant in town. Why do you ask, sir?'