Narcissism Analyst Pillows

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Modern Narcissism

"So many things to bark at, but all he can bark about is himself."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

People who are wrapped up in themselves are always overdressed.

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Poser

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Narcissus

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

Selfie-Conscious

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"I'm awesome!!"

The casual selfie

"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

Instagramaphone

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.