Narcissism Navigator Prints

"I agree with you on everything."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Autobiography of an Egomaniac

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

"What does it all mean?"

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

Modern Narcissism

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Poser

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

Narcissus

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Selfie-Conscious

"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."

The casual selfie

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Jocasta Mothering.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

Dentures and foot kissing

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'