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"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Modern Narcissism

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.