Madness Navigators Prints

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

Emergency Phone.

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Signs of Stress

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Department of Nanotechnology

Nethead strip: Speak binary

A dream of consequence

Confused drivers

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Having It All

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'