Madness Navigators Pillows

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Emergency Phone.

Barcode Dreams

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Signs of Stress

Department of Nanotechnology

A dream of consequence

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Confused drivers

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Having It All

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Careful

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy