Adventure Navigator Pillows

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'We're on the third mountain past the second stream... you'll pass a small village... then look for a large rock...'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Women who Read Too Much

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Dog Book Club

Books 'n' Carrots

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'