Adventurous Sky Navigator Pillows

Sadly, 'The Great Hot Air Balloon Race' was over before it began.

Airlines

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Which one is named after me?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Crop duster wanted.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'