Navigational Adventurer Pillows

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Batman O' War