Nautical Adventure Seeker Pillows

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Oh, this happened when I 'High-Fived' Captain Hook!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Pirate eye test

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Distractions.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

The Imperfect Storm

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'