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'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'We're on the third mountain past the second stream... you'll pass a small village... then look for a large rock...'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Women who Read Too Much

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

Books 'n' Carrots

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.