Madness Appreciator Pillows

Crazy rabbit.

Punk Reindeer

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Teenage Shakespeare

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Dog steals a cricket ball.

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Night of the living will

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Good Kitty No More.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

"Time of death, 11:55." "Wait, what?" "No, sorry, my phone died."

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."