Madness Appreciator Gifts

Crazy rabbit.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Punk Reindeer

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Teenage Shakespeare

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Night of the living will

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

Good Kitty No More.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

'Thanks again, doctor.'

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"Oh, and a five and five ones."