Madness Admirer Gifts

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

The DaVinci Code

The tooth fairy.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know too much,'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Magic Tricks

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"Devi's brew?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

First love.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Ta Da!...

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Elusive Shadow.

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'