Madness Admirer Gifts

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

The DaVinci Code

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

The tooth fairy.

'You know too much,'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Birds Following Witch.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Devi's brew?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Magic Tricks

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

First love.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Ta Da!...

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Elusive Shadow.

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'