Mastermind Admirer Gifts

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Leonard Bernstein

Bike Wash

Anton Bruckner.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

Fort

Vincenzo Bellini

'So, Al, how are you getting along with Criswell?'

Esa-Pekka Salonen

'Heed my words, young Jim- always use a reputable fish pedicurist.'

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

Arturo Toscanini.

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit

Caution: Sentence Construction Ahead

'Things change when you have children.'

All quiet in MoneyLaunderingCo whilst the men dispute the ironing roster.

Mostly Mozart

Focused art lover.

"Idiot! Who leaves a tip?!"