Mastermind Admirer Pillows

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Bike Wash

Anton Bruckner.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

Fort

Vincenzo Bellini

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

'Heed my words, young Jim- always use a reputable fish pedicurist.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'So, Al, how are you getting along with Criswell?'

Esa-Pekka Salonen

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

Caution: Sentence Construction Ahead

Arturo Toscanini.

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit

'Things change when you have children.'

All quiet in MoneyLaunderingCo whilst the men dispute the ironing roster.

Mostly Mozart

Focused art lover.

"Idiot! Who leaves a tip?!"