Mastermind Wannabe Pillows

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

Commercial music

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

Caution: Sentence Construction Ahead

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

"I have mess recognition. I show my messy room and my phone knows it has to be me."

Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit

'Looked fine with one head. Besides, two heads are better than one is such a cliche.'

"Finish your homework first, then you can hack into Trump's tax returns."

There are also eurodollars, yen, pesos, marks, francs...

"It's escapism-as-art."

"Now the tricky part: getting the original out of the frame and getting mine into it."

"I'm sorry, but the name 'Parker Posey' is already taken."